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a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
"In order to have a good time you have to work hard in order to be successful, and being kind to people should be a given. If everyone was a little bit nicer to people, the world would be a much better place. You have a choice where you can either be all right to someone or you can be a little bit nicer, and that can make someone’s day."
It’s the greatest night of that pizza delivery mans life
Just in case people don’t know - that’s Andy. Ellen always dresses him up in ridiculous costumes and gets him to do ridiculous things on her show all the time. Although Andy was probably still super excited.
ACTUALLY THAT’S NOT ANDY, I read an article about the planning for the oscars. And it included how ellen warned a few stars about how she’d go into the audience and talk to them (though they had no clue what would happen exactly). And It also mentioned that she talked to the people in charge of the oscars and she told them that she wanted to have pizza delivered and they wanted to put a security guard in the uniform but she refused saying it had to be a actually delivery guy. And they told her he’d have to go through a background check and she said “Fine, but he can’t have a clue what’s going on, I want him to have no idea that he’s delivering to the academy awards.”
That’s an actually pizza delivery boy
I’m that part of the fandom that can’t gif, make edits, write fanfiction or draw I’m just kind of here like
Which makes you the commenter, the fic-reccer, the source-finder, the link-poster, the headcanon buddy, the forum-poster, the kink-prompter, the conversation starter, the number one fan, the miscellaneous details and subconscious fact-checker.
aka: you’re the person all those other skill-sets are producing for.
I like you.